This is the sort of thing that happens when you google yourself

Have you ever read a story or piece of news, and the person in the story had your name? You know that kind of out-of-body experience you get for a second? Yea, I just had that happen.

The weirdest thing was that the occupation in the article was even a sysadmin. The only thing weirder than this has to be finding Rule 34 of yourself. *shudder*